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sábado, 9 de outubro de 2010
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quinta-feira, 30 de setembro de 2010
Empresa japonesa lança sutiã com teclado acoplado
Acessório é indicado para fantasias sexuais e funciona via cabo USB.
Um sutiã em forma de teclado de computador e que funciona via USB. Se entre as suas fantasias sexuais está a de digitar sobre o corpo de uma mulher enquanto você fica diante do PC, a empresa japonesa Angel Kitty acaba de apresentar a solução dos seus sonhos.
Trata-se de um sutiã que, na verdade, é também um teclado de computador. O acessório, assim como a empresa, foi batizado de Angel Kitty e pode ser vestido pela mulher, que deitada se transforma em um periférico para as suas fantasias.
A peça foi desenvolvida cuidadosamente pensando no conforto da mulher, levando em consideração a anatomia do corpo feminino. Forrado em silicone, o teclado é compatível com o Windows ME, 2000, XP e Vista e pode ser plugado no computador via USB.
Disponível por enquanto apenas no Japão, o teclado acoplado ao sutiã está disponível pelo preço de US$ 137 (o equivalente a R$ 235).
quarta-feira, 29 de setembro de 2010
aMOR E MORte
Duas palavras indissociáveis.
A maioria de aMOR é em grande parte MORte.
A maioria de MORte é uma grande parte de aMOR.
De Amor e morTE sobra apenas um ATE.
Não é por acaso...
ATÉ que a morte vos separe.
sexta-feira, 24 de setembro de 2010
quarta-feira, 22 de setembro de 2010
15 Funny Yahoo Questions
Since every question is moderated, most of the embarrassing fun is edited out and the most ridiculous questions never see the light of day.
From an entertaining point of view that is too bad, but on the other hand, we really want to make the world a smarter place.
If you don’t know what I mean, have a look at 15 funny Yahoo Answers questions from Yahoo users. How do these people manage to survive?
If you need to work out those face and belly muscles, here you go!
1. Question: How Can I Prevent Pearl Harbor From Happening?
Smartass Answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.
2. Question: Credit Card (Stuck) In Computer?
Smartass Answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.
3. Question: If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace?
Smartass Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.
This was also the best answer chosen by the asker herself!
4. Question: Why Do Stupid People Breed?
Smartass Answer: They wanted company?
5. Question: If A Woman Was To Eat A Lot Of Chocolate, Would Her Breast Milk Taste Like Chocolate Milk?
Smartass Answer: Chocolate breast milk comes from black women.
This was also the best answer chosen by the asker. His comment?
wow never realised this b4, ty
6. Question: How Turn Computer Monitor Into Mirror?
Smartass Answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.
7. Question: How To Get YouTube To Come Film You?
Smartass Answer: facepalm
This is actually a popular troll question, that has been posted several times on Yahoo! Answers. Meanwhile, the original question was deleted.
8. Question: Why Are Fossilized Clam Shells Found On Mt. Everest?
Smartass Answer: Obviously. Any other suggestion, such as geological uplift of the ancient seabed at points of tectonic plate subduction, would be mere hocus-pocus and superstition.
9. Question: What Is The Country Of Canada All About?
Smartass Answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.
10. Question: Instead Of Simply Worshipping ‘God’, Why Not Worship Godzilla?
Smartass Answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.
This question reminds of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As founder Bobby Henderson says:
With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.
11. Question: How Do People Hide Large Amounts Of Food In Their Mouth?
Smartass Answer: It’s called Bulimia?
12. Question: Can I Fail A Drug Test By Having Sex The Night Before?
Smartass Answer: You will fail an IQ test.
13. Question: Why Doesn’t The Earth Fall Down?
Smartass Answer: Because it can fly.
Yes, that’s also the best answer selected by the Asker. She didn’t care much for gravity and the sun.
14. Question: Why Did Yahoo! Answers Delete My Question?
Subtitle: Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?
Smartass Answer: Try the dryer instead.
15. Question: VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP!!! They Play It In Clubs!!?
Smartass Answer: Sandstorm by Darude.
I’m speechless. People actually knew the answer!
If those got you hooked, check out more funny Yahoo! Answers on these pages:
Do you think most of these questions are genuine or do people just fake it to appear in an article like this?
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